Kinko for President

Citing their long term relationship with Kinko the clown The Bindlestiff Family Cirkus heartily and officially endorsed Kinko The Clown for president today.

The Cirkus has also vowed to put their fund-raising muscle behind the candidate and are seeking donors to take Kinko For President on the best campaign tour the rapidly diminishing dollar can afford and offered to throw in a complete evening or matinee at every campaign stop as an enticement to donors.  More information can be obtained at their site.

“Today we are coming together for the same goal—to elect Kinko the Clown the next president of the United States,” Philomena Bindlestiff told a crowd of about 3,000.

“We are ready to go toe-to-toe with McCain and Obama in what will be a hard-fought general election, but today and every day going forward we stand shoulder-to-shoulder with this red nosed fella for the ideals we share and the values we cherish,” she said. “It’s the White House or Bust!”