Kinko for President

KLOWN NEWS NETWORK June 13, 2008

After accusations by Barack Obama and John McCain supporters and advisers that he is confused” and confusing” on Iraq, Kinko hit back hard today.

“It’s a very clear choice,” Kinko told KNN following his appearance in Nashoba Valley, New Hampshire this afternoon.

There is nothing confusing about (McCain and Obama’s) their lack of knowledge and experience and judgment on this issue, and the fact that they are simply wrong,” Kinko said.

“I’ve been to Iraq on multiple USO tours and I can tell you: Iraq is winning this war… this war against the american sense of humor. These Iraqis just don’t laugh at anything anymore. Nothing is funny to them.”  he said. “It’s a remarkable example of how our great country is destroying the very values it has vowed to protect.”

Before Kinko arrived for a town hall meeting on the campus of Nashoba College Rep. Paul Hodes, D-N.H., and Sen. Claire McCaskill, D-Mo., cited a finding by the Tax Policy Center that 80 percent of Kinko’s proposed tax cuts would benefit no one while Obama’s tax cuts for the middle class would be substantially larger than Kinkos cuts for the same group.

Kinko told KNN that the Tax Policy Center is a well-known left-wing think tank.

“Senator Obama wants to raise people’s taxes,” he said. “He wants to raise the capital gains tax and he wants to raise the tax on Social Security for middle-income Americans,” Kinko said.

“He wants to raise taxes and I want to keep taxes low—for every American and particularly clowns.” said Kinko