Kinko for President

pictured: Kinko the Clown, Angie Pontani (Miss Cyclone), Marty Markowitz (Brooklyn President), and Ekaterina (Miss Coney Island)

Kinko made a campaign visit with some of his core constituents today. It was a warm reception for one of Coney Island’s good will ambassadors.

Instead of focusing on issues today Kinko spent some time doing what he does best – entertaining. Although the spell was broken when three young ruffians started yelling pro-McCain statements. They finished their rant by saying, “You’re just a clown! You’ll never be president.”

Kinko just smiled and shrugged as if to say, “There you go again.” The crowd burst into applause. Following his show of balloon animals and juggling voter registration was heavy.

“Kinko’s got my vote.” A member of a local sideshow asserted, “He’s a freak like me.”