Kinko for President

Are You Ready To Be All That You Can Be?

Do you think you have what it takes to help put a real clown in the white house? If so you could be Kinko’s Vice President.

Interested parties should e-mail their photo and a brief statement as to why they should be Kinko’s V.P. to .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address). Once your submission is approved for consideration it will be posted for members of the public to vote on here at http://www.kinkoforpresident.com. Final voting will be tallied on Oct. 15th.

The winner may (or may not) be given Greyhound Bus Fare to the New York City victory party on Nov. 4th, a Kinko For President T-shirt, and a Kinko For President poster.

Potential Vice Presidents should be champions of personal responsibility, have a sense of humor, and be willing to tirelessly promote themselves and Kinko. An appreciation for the circus arts is appreciated but no required – on the job training provided - no benefits.