Kinko for President

Ahmahdinejhad said, "We will halt development of weaponized uranium as soon as Kinko is president of the United States."

Kinko the clown has begun his world tour with a charm offensive in Iran; one of America’s most vaunted enemies. His reception was incredibly well received and arab newspapers are atitter with the news.

After a very long closed door meeting with Iran’s president Kinko was heartily endorsed by President Ahmadinejad. “Kinko has delighted me with his juggling, sword swallowing, and tying of balloon creatures,” said Ahmadinejad, “I can see with great clarity that this man, this clown, will treat our nation, and all nations with the respect we deserve. What is more, he has explained to me clearly and simply that jews are not really evil, in such a way that I now understand this to be true. So we will not have to blow Israel off the map as we had long intended to. It seems that we are, as all men are, filled with cultural prejudice. Kinko has shown me that if we lead a life with fact based decision making we’ll be able to forge better relations with the west. I pray to Allah that Kinko is elected President of The United States.”

Ahmadinejad also said that he may allow women to appear in public without veils and see what he could do about America’s rising gas prices. “I serve at the pleasure of Kinko,” said Ahmadinejad.

Due to security concerns the Kinko For President campaign has chosen not to reveal Kinko’s next far east destiation.