Kinko for President

Unnamed sources have leaked a rumor that Terry McCauliffe may like to join Kinko's campaign. Kinko and his staff are circumspect.

Today, in the spirit of transparency, Kinko The Clown released his tax returns for the last few years. The press and campaign staff were shocked to learn that Kinko has subsisted strictly on the meager earnings of a clown and the kindness of others.

Kinko, a mute clown, scribbled furiously on tattered pieces of cardboard to explain, “The circus arts have suffered greatly in the past years. I wanted the public, my supporters and even my detractors to know that their candidate really is a clown.” He then added, “This ain’t a day job people.”

According to unnamed sources, Terry McCauliffe, the former campaign manager of Hillary Clinton, was so taken with Kinko’s honesty that he’s considering an offer to manage Kinko’s campaign. When told of this rumor Kinko said, “That guy is too sincere. He freaks me out… but I’ll take a bonafide offer under advisement.”

I refuse to support or vote for Kinko unless he admits to having an affair with Paris Hilton, Hilarry Clinton, or Arnold Ziffle, the pig from Green Acers. If Kinkos past is clean, then he has NO right to be in politics AT ALL let alone run for President. In addition, Kinks admission that he accepted bribes from Bindlestiff’s Family Cirkus that allowed the Cirkus to park free anywhere in New York would be a big plus also.
Plus...announcing that Stephanie Monsue will be Kinks VP choice will deff since the vote of all working and non-working clowns across America.

Kinko..spill the beans about yer sordid past already and then take yer place amond the countries dirtiest politicians and ensure a win for you and Steph.

Go get ‘em, Killer.

Thee Ox