Kinko for President

Unnamed sources have leaked a rumor that Terry McCauliffe may like to join Kinko's campaign. Kinko and his staff are circumspect.

Today, in the spirit of transparency, Kinko The Clown released his tax returns for the last few years. The press and campaign staff were shocked to learn that Kinko has subsisted strictly on the meager earnings of a clown and the kindness of others.

Kinko, a mute clown, scribbled furiously on tattered pieces of cardboard to explain, “The circus arts have suffered greatly in the past years. I wanted the public, my supporters and even my detractors to know that their candidate really is a clown.”  He then added, “This ain’t a day job people.”

According to unnamed sources, Terry McCauliffe, the former campaign manager of Hillary Clinton, was so taken with Kinko’s honesty that he’s considering an offer to manage Kinko’s campaign. When told of this rumor Kinko said, “That guy is too sincere. He freaks me out… but I’ll take a bonafide offer under advisement.”