Kinko for President

Kinko the Clown has refused to concede a hard fought campaign.

A ballroom packed with nearly 3000 would-be revelers stood in shocked amazement as the major networks called the presidential election for Barack Obama last night at Kinko For President’s campaign HQ last night.

This morning the champagne and the confetti were moved into storage but not before the Kinko campaign staff had filed a federal lawsuit demanding a recount of write-in ballots across the USA.

“I think it was a little premature of John McCain to concede to Obama but that’s his affair. I’m not conceding until I see the actual tally in every precinct in the U.S. of write in ballots. Because I’m pretty sure that I did better than the 18 votes that went unreported!” asserted Kinko the Clown. “Personally, I’m outraged for Americans everywhere that our electoral process has been hijacked by this notion of a ‘two party system.’ We are not a two party country we are a country of great diversity and more consideration should be given to voices outside of Washington.”

According to unnamed sources inside Kinko’s staff the clown was also upset that neither, Obama, George W. Bush, or John McCain called him to discuss the election results.