Kinko for President

Although Kinko defended Wes Clark's statement as factual the clown added, "He's not the right V.P. for me."

The clown candidate fired back at the press today as Obama and McCain’s spin machines were in full swing. “General Wesley Clark’s comments this weekend were not really inaccurate. It might have been nicer to say, ‘Although John McCain is a patriotic warrior who bleeds red, white and blue, the fact that his plane was shot down in Viet Nam and was a prisoner of war, does not qualify him to be president.’ but Wes Clark was simply stating a fact. Frankly, the press is making a big deal out of nothing and I’m surprised that Obama and McCain are even stooping to respond.”

Kinko went on to point out that the only real qualifications to be president are: to be a natural born citizen of the united States, to be at least 35 years old and to have lived in the U.S. for at least 14 years. “At least the last time I checked the constitution of the United States that’s what it said. If I have to get shot down in a plane to qualify then you can count me out.”

The clown’s campaign staff were quick to clarify that Kinko was not withdrawing from his presidential bid. 

Is this real? Let’s put a real clown in the White House