Kinko for President

Kinko got a much needed boost of confidence today in an endorsement from an unlikely source.

ZimmyKrak4KrUmPiNz WreckKREW became the first group of Krumpers to endorse Kinko The Clown’s presidential bid.

“He’s keepin’ it real. That’s what we like about Kinko,” said Zimmy the leader of one of Albequrque New Mexico’s Krump crews. “He’s a clown who’s makin’ it every day by clowning. He’s for community and freedom of expression and that’s what we’re about. Plus that %*#ch can swallow a sword. He’s a stone cold killa!”

Krumping is an urban African American street dance form that developed on the streets of South Central Los Angeles, around 2001 - 2002. It is characterized by free, expressive, and highly energetic moves and is a major part of the hip hop dance culture, alongside other techniques, such as: breakdance, locking, popping and freestyling. Krump is often represented as K.R.U.M.P., an acronym for Kingdom Radically Uplifted Mighty Praise, presenting krumping as a faith-based artform. - Wikipedia

Kinko’s campaign staff was quick to point out that this endorsement comes from a largely African-American community a group once thought dominated by Barack Obama. Some pundits had speculated that Kinko’s need to put on white face make up would be a turn off to African-Americans but it seems once again that Kinko The Clowns campaign defies all conventional wisdom.

R. Cleason of Austin, TX, the mother of a krumper had this to say, “Kinko represents a community who’s voice is not being heard. A lot of kids who wear clown make up and red noses are afraid to go to school as clowns. So their red nose ends up in a book bag all day instead of buried in a book. Kinko is saying ‘It’s okay to be a clown. It’s okay if people laugh at you instead of with you.’ He’s an inspiration.”

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