Lame Duck Makes A Wish. Clown Vows To Fill Power Vacuum.
Kinko the clown declared George W. Bush a lame duck.
On his recent visit to Japan, George Bush made a wish and posted it on a wishing tree for the public to see; prompting the following response from Mr. Kinko.
“It’s a shame to see a once powerful a man reduced to wishful thinking. I suppose with a democratically controlled congress Mr. Bush is feeling powerless but the last thing America needs right now is wishful thinking from it’s leaders – we need action. When I am president I will take immediate real world steps to bridge the chasms in Washington that have left our country lost at sea without a rudder.”
When asked what these real world steps would be Kinko answered, “First of all a ban on wishful thinking for members of the executive branch of our country. That’s just lame and it’s even lamer coming from the President.”
Kinko’s campaign staff hastened to add that Kinko will soon be releasing a more thorough plan for his first 100 days in office.
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