Kinko for President

It is possible McCain, like many americans, was frightened by clowns when he was a child.

After weeks of haranguing for Barack Obama to meet him in 10 town hall meetings John McCain is apparently seeking to avoid a confrontation himself.

According to unnamed sources at McCain’s campaign headquarters the Kinko campaign staff has repeatedly reached out to set up a debate with McCain but has been snubbed over and over. The repeated offers have apparently upset the republican candidate who thinks his campaign’s credibility would suffer a fatal blow if he were to debate Kinko. McCain reportedly said, “Get real! This isn’t funny any more so stop bugging me about it. That guy’s just a clown!”

Kinko was philosophical about the refusal. “It seems ironic that McCain’s desire for credibility is threatened by one candiate who refuses to speak to him and another candidate that he refuses to speak to himself. But what do I know about irony?” asked Kinko. “I’m just a clown.”