Kinko for President

Kinko doubts Obama or McCain would be good BBQ guests.

According to a new poll by the Associated Press (see here), more americans would invite Barack Obama to their bar-b-que than John McCain.

Outraged, once again, by the media’s constant bias against third party candidates Kinko scribbled the following rant on cardboard, “The AP’s poll is clearly biased! Neither John McCain nor Barack Obama would do anything other than talk too much and overload their plate with potato salad. At least I could earn my keep at a barbecue by juggling and making balloon animals for the kids! This is another example of how the media is doing their best to hide third party candidates from the public.”

Kinko staffers also objected to the fact that the barbecue presented in the AP poll was hypothetical. “Why didn’t they throw a real barbecue and invite all three candidates?” asked Philomena Bindlestiff. “Probably because they know that Kinko would have been a sensation and Obama and McCain would have been left in the shadows of a real candidate. If they had done a real life barbecue poll we would’ve won by a landslide.”

Kinko then added, “Yeah, hypothetical barbecues are not only biased…  they’re cheap.”

The Associated Press has not yet responded to Kinko’s allegations of media bias or being skin-flints.