Kinko for President

A Virtual Yard Sign Like This You Can Post Anywhere With Every Donation No Matter How Small!

The Kinko campaign today announced that it is forgoing public funds in favor of a novel method of campaign finance.

“Unlike Obama and McCain we don’t need millions to get to the White House,” said Kinko, “just give us your spare change and we’ll put it to good use.”

If you believe in regime change then Kinko needs your spare change. Make a bonafide tax-deductible donation, in any amount, to Kinko’s campaign here: http://www.bindlestiff.org/menu/donate.html

Donations are being handled by The Bindlestiff Family Cirkus who is using it’s promotional muscle to take the Kinko For President campaign on the road and provide Americans a chance to meet Kinko The Clown in person. As a bonus they’ll also be putting on a bitchin’ variety circus arts show.

What are your donations being used for? Mostly to buy gas so the Cirkus can drive to all it’s campaign stops and tour dates. Really, that’s where it’s going.

Just do it already. We are PayPal enabled so it couldn’t be easier. You’ve probably already got spare change sitting in your PayPal account. Wouldn’t it be nice not to have those pesky digits after the decimal point messing up the balance in your checking account?

If you donate, even a penny, we’ll send you a personalized, electronic yard sign, with the amount you donated to the campaign that you can post anywhere on the internet to let people know you support Kinko For President.

WE CAN BELIEVE IN SPARE CHANGE